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Raffi once had a radio show. I was his sidekick for that radio show. We didn't know what things were playing but you still have to inform the public about what's legend and fact.

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE WITH PURE EARS!!!! That's right look at all those exclamation points.

Introducing the brand new wearable heating system. Running off of the simple laws of thermal induction and friction. That's right folks. Something adjustable, warm and ohhh so trendy. Continue reading "Chatting with Myself, Dry ... »

Not a creature was stirring. It's pleasant and quiet and here I am with books to read and things to accomplish. Okay so I'm taking down time to reflect, and nothing came out. Who wants three minutes of nothing? Oooo Oooi me me. We have a Winner! Continue reading "Chatting with Myself; I was ... »

Andres wrote a sketch. I horribly acted it out with voices and all. You know you want to watch. You know it's going to hurt a little but, a very white man trying to pull this scene off is funny. Well maybe funny. Continue reading ""PIMP SPELLING BEE"" »

Some things are funny, some things are just bad. A large amount of the time I am funny just because of how sad it is. If this doesn't make you want to watch I don't know what would. Ha. Aww Damn Continue reading "Chatting with Myself, Forced ... »

Cooking With Craig "Craig's Yellow Rice"

-- Curried Rice with grilled Chicken tenders and Pide bread.

* Originally made for ECE 160 Continue reading "Cooking With Craig - Yellow ... »

If you've spent any time around wires, free or harnessed, you know several things. One is that you need that coating of plastic, the other is that If you leave wires unattended they will try to have sex with each other. And you thought that plastic was for insulation.

Wires, big or small, like to be in a coil, in their natural state. When you leave them be they will try to return to their curved state and with other wires around them. Sadly this means if you leave some in a box, they will be in a knot. Car wiring is the same way. With all the bouncing and rolling, any slack in the wire and it will try to coil.

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As I sit in the shower feeling the warm water hit my body. Taste the man made rain as it enters my mouth, and listen to the soothing sound of the water falling. I think to myself what things in this world give yours senses such a full plate. There are things that this is always true like copulating on a cold winter night with a fire going,and then there are some things that get overlooked.
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A start to the recordings of a man with things in his head. Some are funny, just watch to see. Continue reading "Chatting with Myself, with ... »

brand new date movie of the trials and tribulations of the son of God. Even Jesus needs luck with the ladies. Christianity depends on it. Okay I was reaching with this one. Enjoy the summary, and there are probably no truths in this clip.

I'd like to think the adaptation of this idea could be big! Continue reading "Chatting with Myself, Jesus' ... »

There is a format that will come from these ramblings. My chats with myself will evolve. First to go will be the speaking from a throne, people like chairs. You can see why. Though I swear everyone loves a good Toilet. Continue reading "Chatting with Myself, ... »

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About AeroSwine LTD.:

To make things easy, we're here for fun and enlightenment. On a different level, our overlord and CEO, is bent on world domination. With our sense of humor, ideas, and creations, no matter how odd, or... well just plain weird they may be, this website is our broadcasting system. All hail AeroSwine!

Learn more about our wonderful Staff:

President/CEO

Director of Art

CFO ;/p>

V.C. of N.O.C.

D.H.R.

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